A POET has declared he is selling his testicles to fund a holiday.
Madcap Raffael Medina Brochero claims he is flogging his male parts for £12,800 so he can tour Europe with his poetry.
He told a radio host in his home of Magdalena, Colombia, that he will give his private parts to the first person to pay his price.
Brochero said his decision came after a 2012 South America tour left him broke. And he wants to avoid a repeat of his money woes in Europe.
The Colombian poet has published 11 books during his 35-year career.
On his website he states he sometimes wears his trouser legs at different lengths to “denounce social inequality”.