Acry Shayamano reveals the breasts, see a more detailed pic at the end of the article
It seems growing breasts has become the in thing in Zimbabwe, yesterday we wrote about the Pastor who developed breasts after sodomising a churchmate, now according to Kwayedza a Mhondoro Man has developed breasts after stealing from a “fenced homestead. When a thief is busted normally he is thoroughly beaten but this Mhondoro family fixed this guy by “blessing” him with a pair of breasts, so big that if he had been a woman, a baby would drink its fill.
4o Year old Acry Shayamano who hails from Nherera village in Mhondoro is at a total loss as how to deal with this curse that has befallen him. Facts we gathered are that Acry developed these breasts after stealing cattle and speculation is high that the family he stole from are the ones who fixed him.
Acry Chinhivi Shayamano, who is pictured in this article lives in Magejo village. He is a married man with three grown kids. Villagers who spoke to the News crew on condition of anonymity intimated that Acry had stolen cattle from some family in Mhondoro. The claimed he had sold the cattle to unscrupulous butcheries. Acry initially denied these allegations and claimed that he had no idea how he had come to develop these breasts!
After being persuaded he opened up to News Reporters and allowed photographers to take pictures of his “newly acquired assets”. “Who told you guys that i grew breasts?” he charged. ” My breasts are similar to yours guys, its just rumour mongers bent on tarnishing my name, I have never stolen any cattle. Agreed cattle do get stolen in this area but i have nothing to do with it.
Moles told the news crew that he stole two oxen from a family(name withheld). The oxen had been given to the mother of that homestead as part of lobola requirements known as “mombe dzehumai”. A Mr Hamilton Magaisa (50) from Gora Village which is in the same area confirmed this bizarre occurrence. Everyone in these parts knows that Acry developed breasts after he stole the oxen from a fenced family. This must be a lesson to all and sundry that stealing has grave consequences. I don’t feel pity for this guy because he is one oft he thieves terrorizing us here. Acry admitted to the news crew that he is a THIEF but cattle was strictly out of his LINE! He said the only cattle rustling incident he was ware of was that of his grandmother who had lost two beats to Harare Crooks operating butcheries
“My grandmother has a lot of cattle and I keep some of them here to help her out. The beasts that were stolen are the ones at her homestead. She came to tell me and i joined forces with the search party. We then discovered skins, heads and intestines at a spot in the bush were the beasts had been slaughtered. Sadly this incident coincided with the growth of my breasts in February this year.” he said
Quizzed why he had grown breasts the same time beasts were stolen, Acry got really pissed and threw his hands in the air in exasperation . “Guys this has nothing to do with the cattle, its just a COINCIDENCE! Yes I do steal but not cattle. I once stole DVDs from some guy in Gora. I got arrested and I paid $100 fine” He explained. asked if growing breasts had anything to do with his previous “PROJECTS” Acry said he was not sure but it could be a possibility. He says he started growing the breasts in January this year. He said that the whole affair was a bit gradual like the puberty process for teenage girls though for him it was a bit accelerated. Some villagers say his breasts have not outgrown those of his wife Flora Mlauzi (38). How they came to this conclusion we are not sure!
“These breasts are not painful at all, they also don’t lactate(produce milk or other liquids). I would like to reiterate that it has nothing to do with the cattle saga” he revealed. “I am HIV positive and I get my pills from Chikara clinic. Sometimes i have this idea that the breasts came about as a side effect of taking ARV Medication. He says its been three years whilst on HIV medication, however besides the breasts, no other body part has malfunctioned. At least for now. Asked if he had sought medical opinion on this development, Acry said it had not crossed his mind, quizzed why he had not at least consulted the nurses who supply him with ARV medication, he failed to produce a satisfactory answer.
“I collect my pills monthly but it never occurred to me to consult them about this issue.”
He says there are no problems with the wife in the bedroom despite the breasts. “Some people however are spreading rumours that my manhood is increasing its size just like the breasts but this is all lies and exaggerations.” On reflection, If the manhood would grow we don’t think this is much of a problem as many men are itching to have to their Bedroom guns become long and effective as the AK 47 so as to be more
Acry’s wife was not around during the interview “My father Baba, Mr Mharadze Nyamayaro, got wind of this ugly story and the people who told him had exaggerated that my breasts had grown to reach my knees. My mother is now late, I am only left with my father who is deeply distressed by this issue,” he sorrowfully added
The Man’s grandmother whose beasts they found in the bush, was not available too, and so was the father, we were told they had gone to some funeral in the neighbourhood.
Acry’s Aunt Victoria Chipayi, who allegedly leaked the story to the press was also not around. Acry now cuts a lonely figure as he is embarrassed to go to the shops, beer halls, funerals, weddings etc on account of his breasts which keep on growing.
Fixing people who steal is not a new phenomena in Zimbabwe. There is African Glue known as RUKWA this glue is such that if someone steals some items from a field or homestead they either get stuck to the place, the object or in the case of foodstuffs get a swollen belly. There is also the all time favourite, African glue for those who steal other men’s wives. It would appear though that Kenya is more advanced in this field as we have a video of man who got stuck while feasting on other man’s wife! You can watch the video here.
Some men who talked to the news crew said that Acry is in a tight spot because the cattle he stole belong to a woman. They pointed that women are heartless and are less forgiving than men in General, to buttress their claim they gave a shockingly convincing real life example of police officers. If one is busted by male police officers its easy to get forgiveness, but with female officers its a different story altogether. Even as little kids in school female teachers were more menacing and merciless than male teachers. In African tradition if one wrongs their mother the mother will come back in spirit and avenge the wrongdoing typically by killing the children of the offender, children who in fact would be the dead woman’s grandchildren. The angle is brought by these gentlemen was most interesting and we are sure to write an article about it.
We do not intend to strain the credulity of our readers but Meanwhile Mhondoro-Ngezi,is apparently home to many bizarre occurrences, a few weeks ago three boys perished in a suspected JUJU case after stealing CATTLE. We could not verify the claims but its claimed that by the time they died they were excreting cow dung instead of the normal human stool. In addition they would behave like oxen, imitating albeit unwillingly every move done by oxen such as MOOING, kicking around and repeatedly banging their heads on the walls like oxen do when they want to fight. If there are any readers from Mhondoro please help us verify these claims.
Another man from Chipinge is said to have grown horns after stealing cattle. So there you have it DEAR READERS. Stealing cattle is a total NO NO!!
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