For the past few days, the good people of Philadelphia had been held captive by the random appearances of a mad man hell bent on one thing — propositioning women to watch him stick his string cheese into a block of Swiss.
Everyone in “The City of Brotherly Love” will sleep a little easier tonight — the Swiss Cheese masturbator is behind bars. Officers from Philadelphia’s Special Victims Unit reportedly arrested Chris Pagano on Thursday morning and charged him with indecent exposure, stalking, harassment and violating an innocent hunk of Swiss.
Honestly, if ever a guy looked like a cheese banger, it’s that guy.
Meanwhile in Florida……….