Does anyone want to take bets on whether or not drugs might have had something to do with this?
I feel like they might have been a factor. I can understand the appeal of dancing naked on top of your car in the middle of a spring day, but I think I’d need something (read: ecstasy) to actually do it.
On the off chance this guy was actually sober during this exhibition, I think we need to direct our blame towards a new target: Tesla.
Certain states have received their fair share of criticism for banning the sale of the electric cars, but maybe it’s time to rethink things. For all we know, the sheer joy you get out of driving a stylish car with an aluminum carbon footprint is enough to make you rip off your clothes and dance in the middle of traffic.
We might as well ban them now before our streets become impossible to navigate thanks to roving bands of Tesla owners holding impromptu dance parties during their morning commutes.
Hopefully it isn’t too late.